Kirk: "Captain's log, Stardate 4520.5 - We are patrolling near the border between the Federation and the Klingon Empire. We have just spotted a Klingon vessel."
Chekov: "Kepten! The Klingons are attecking! They have launched a futon torpedo!
Kirk: "Shields up! Oh, and Chekov, it's pronounced "foe-ton," not "foo-ton."
Sulu: "Excuse me, Captain, but I think Mr. Chekov might be...."
Sulu: "...correct."
Kirk: "It would appear so, Mr. Sulu.
Spock: "Fascinating."
Scotty: "I cannae believe it!"
Kirk: "Bones?"
McCoy: "Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not an interior decorator!"
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